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;) don’t click

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leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:

Bored? click!

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This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. 
Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms.
At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

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actuallymittromney:

HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THIS PART

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ein-zwei-die:

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hahaha

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• Me: *turns on radio*
• Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
• Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
• Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
• Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
• Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
• Me: *turns off radio*

pleatedjeans:

this completes the family - Goog Kid Greg

• 12th graders: ew 11th graders
• 11th graders: ew 10th graders
• 10th graders: ew 9th graders
• 9th graders: ew middle schoolers
• middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
• elementary kids: ew babies
• babies: ew fetus
• fetus: ew wait how am i talking

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Juan does not simply walk into Arizona